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      11-16-2015, 12:14 PM   #1
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If you had to find temporary room and board in a new town.....who would you pick as a roommate from Bimmerpost, and why??
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Can't we just get a hotel?
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      11-16-2015, 12:24 PM   #4
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Asb will this mean we share a kitchen and do we share meals?
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      11-16-2015, 12:26 PM   #5
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Asb will this mean we share a kitchen and do we share meals?
I only eat junk food - not likely we can share meals
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      11-16-2015, 12:27 PM   #6
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I'd want to buy a mansion and be roommates with everyone from OT.
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Can't we just get a hotel?
Ok?!?!?!
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      11-16-2015, 12:28 PM   #8
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did someone say circle jerk?! count me in!
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I only eat junk food - not likely we can share meals
That's why I asked! I need to ensure my new roomie has good table manners and only eats great, spicy foods and appreciates milk. I can't just pick anybody!
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      11-16-2015, 12:31 PM   #10
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did someone say circle jerk?! count me in!
Tara and Sara wins, now pick a roommate from the rest of us
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I only eat junk food - not likely we can share meals
That's why I asked! I need to ensure my new roomie has good table manners and only eats great, spicy foods and appreciates milk. I can't just pick anybody!
I do not eat with a fork....if that's what you're asking
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I'd want to buy a mansion and be roommates with everyone from OT.
Someone call up MTV and pitch them this idea.

Newbies join the house each week, certain people get banned and then make surprise returns later, the inevitable love triangle drama... This could work.
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      11-16-2015, 12:46 PM   #14
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Then maybe Tonka for his legs that rival Lup's...

I just eliminated ASB because above he said he only eats junkfood...
Also had to eliminate Lups cuz she doesn't shaddup and i'll never get to sleep...
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I do not eat with a fork....if that's what you're asking
I'm more interested if the knife stay in the hand!
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C5...

Then maybe Tonka for his legs that rival Lup's...

I just eliminated ASB because above he said he only eats junkfood...
Also had to eliminate Lups cuz she doesn't shaddup and i'll never get to sleep...
Damn Tonka and his killer legs! Because of him I won't even find a roomie!
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Damn Tonka and his killer legs! Because of him I won't even find a roomie!
*gets out the worlds smallest violin*
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"This week, Ax draws naked pictures of all the girls in the house, but is surprised to find one of them framed on the fridge with a little heart. Then ASBC has a bit of a tiff with one of the customers at the T-shirt printing shop, when in reality, she just wants to smell his hair. Lups is back to her same ol shenanigans of cooking dinner for the bunch, but adds 800 lbs of ghost peppers after Tara unreasonably denied her request to wash her car. And where is C5driver? Off parading around town chasing all the boys at the local club, letting them do belly shots off her. Oh, that C5driver!"
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C5...

Then maybe Tonka for his legs that rival Lup's...

I just eliminated ASB because above he said he only eats junkfood...
Also had to eliminate Lups cuz she doesn't shaddup and i'll never get to sleep...
What?!?!

You wouldn't know good food if a chicken wing jumped up and bit you in your arse:
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What?!?!

You wouldn't know good food if a chicken wing jumped up and bit you in your arse:
Oh look at you... trying to win over roommates with the promise of chicken wings... Have you no shame??!!

But still no thank you... Up until the fast food bit you were a lock, lol...
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C5...

Then maybe Tonka for his legs that rival Lup's...

I just eliminated ASB because above he said he only eats junkfood...
Also had to eliminate Lups cuz she doesn't shaddup and i'll never get to sleep...
Clean guns and watch Heat?
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