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      11-30-2015, 05:05 PM   #17029
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Wait, are you a blonde or brunette, or both? I can't remember, bbyy.



On a serious note, I need to go on the hunt, life is boring lately.




Car should be done by the 16th / 17th so there's always that. Complete with shitty foggy OEM headlights.
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      11-30-2015, 05:14 PM   #17030
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One male and two females. So with you and C5 we have the perfect trio.
I'm kind of part male, what with my body hair and all. We can have shemale Axius of Evil threesomes - I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby.
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      11-30-2015, 05:21 PM   #17031
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Ever get stuck in an elevator with a super hot chick?
My dream situation with you ...
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      11-30-2015, 05:24 PM   #17032
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Wait, are you a blonde or brunette, or both? I can't remember, bbyy.
I'm whatever's on sale....
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      11-30-2015, 05:25 PM   #17033
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My dream situation with you ...
Nooooooo, you fucking dumbass...SARA!! I told you she posted boobie pics! Go hump her double D's!!
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      11-30-2015, 05:26 PM   #17034
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Today's been a real punch-myself-in-the-face kind of Monday.
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      11-30-2015, 05:33 PM   #17035
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Nooooooo, you fucking dumbass...SARA!! I told you she posted boobie pics! Go hump her double D's!!
Why Nooooooo ?
We both stuck in an elevator for an hour or so and talk about FN..cars...and Belgian moules .
What's wrong with that ?

But think one hour for us is never enough...
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      11-30-2015, 05:35 PM   #17036
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Today's been a real punch-myself-in-the-face kind of Monday.
You must have narced someone out.
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      11-30-2015, 05:35 PM   #17037
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Why Nooooooo ?
We both stuck in an elevator for an hour or so and talk about FN..cars...and Belgian moules .
What's wrong with that ?

But think one hour for us is never enough...
Bring a CAL and a 50.63 and it's a deal.
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      11-30-2015, 05:41 PM   #17038
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You must have narced someone out.
Nah, just that doing so seems more appealing than how this day has gone.
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      11-30-2015, 05:49 PM   #17039
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I'm kind of part male, what with my body hair and all. We can have shemale Axius of Evil threesomes - I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby.
That makes me so horny.

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I'm whatever's on sale....
Fuck my life, please tell me what's on sale.... give me the deets.
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      11-30-2015, 05:51 PM   #17040
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Fuck my life, please tell me what's on sale.... give me the deets.
I'll swing by the dollar store and check.
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      11-30-2015, 06:10 PM   #17041
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Bring a CAL and a 50.63 and it's a deal.
DEAL !
What's the adress of the elevator ?...I'll push the emergency button .
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      11-30-2015, 06:14 PM   #17042
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I'll swing by the dollar store and check.
Oh you fancy, huh?
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      11-30-2015, 07:30 PM   #17043
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      11-30-2015, 10:13 PM   #17044
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Any of my closest internet friends want to go in with me and buy a town..?


https://www.yahoo.com/realestate/tow...932214058.html
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      11-30-2015, 10:22 PM   #17045
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Any of my closest internet friends want to go in with me and buy a town..?


https://www.yahoo.com/realestate/tow...932214058.html
I'm in I grew up in deadwood there. Running a shit bar and hanging out posting on forum sounds fun to me with a group of misfits.
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      11-30-2015, 10:42 PM   #17046
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Any of my closest internet friends want to go in with me and buy a town..?


https://www.yahoo.com/realestate/tow...932214058.html
Hell yeah! I tried to get a bunch of my buddies together to buy the ski resort Bruce Willis used to own in Idaho earlier this year. It didn't work out, but a guy can dream.
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      11-30-2015, 10:46 PM   #17047
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]It's down by the border of Nebraska looks like. We would have to get our gun toting redneck friends involved.
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      11-30-2015, 10:52 PM   #17048
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]It's down by the border of Nebraska looks like. We would have to get our gun toting redneck friends involved.
...someone call my name..?
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]It's down by the border of Nebraska looks like. We would have to get our gun toting redneck friends involved.
Hmm... I think we'd do alright with the folks around here.
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