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      11-30-2015, 05:55 PM   #2927
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Things are really starting to get hot in here.
Wasn't there a Tonka and Axius ass to ass pic that was supposed to happen?
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      11-30-2015, 05:55 PM   #2928
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Wasn't there a Tonka and Axius ass to ass pic that was supposed to happen?
I posted my ass. I can take a new one and text it to you?
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      11-30-2015, 05:59 PM   #2929
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      11-30-2015, 06:03 PM   #2930
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I posted my ass. I can take a new one and text it to you?
It's been too long since we texted. I think that would be a great way to reignite the spark.
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      11-30-2015, 06:13 PM   #2931
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Never go ass to mouth!
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      11-30-2015, 06:27 PM   #2932
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Unless releasing celebrity maker porn video then by all means do what it takes.
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Unless releasing celebrity maker porn video then by all means do what it takes.
Are you saying you can get famous by doing ass to mouth on film?
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It's been too long since we texted. I think that would be a great way to reignite the spark.
What a short spark. It's like lighting a fart. Its hot for a second and then dies right after.
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      11-30-2015, 06:41 PM   #2936
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Wasn't there a Tonka and Axius ass to ass pic that was supposed to happen?
Delivering over and over again. haha

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      11-30-2015, 06:41 PM   #2937
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Would you date a man that yells out something funny every time he climaxes?
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Would you date a man that yells out something funny every time he climaxes?
I like it gives me ideas. I will try yahtzee first.
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Delivering over and over again. haha

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The unnecessary censorship is a nice touch.
It's necessary if you have a huge dick getting in the way of a public auction for goats.
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It's necessary if you have a huge dick getting in the way of a public auction for goats.
God, I hate when that happens. It's almost as bad as stepping on it.
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Would you date a man that yells out something funny every time he climaxes?
I like it gives me ideas. I will try yahtzee first.
Try Baba Booey - works like a champ
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      11-30-2015, 07:33 PM   #2943
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I prefer handling looks with lighting. Works extremely well on me and to partners.
Good one..
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      11-30-2015, 09:03 PM   #2944
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Would you date a man that yells out something funny every time he climaxes?
Unless it's my name followed by "Oh God" then my answer is no.
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      11-30-2015, 09:08 PM   #2945
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Unless it's my name followed by "Oh God" then my answer is no.
I think if your partner is doing it right, you'll hardly remember, let alone care, what he said when he climaxed.
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Unless it's my name followed by "Oh God" then my answer is no.
Why haven't you participated in the secret Santa yet?
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      11-30-2015, 09:12 PM   #2947
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It's been too long since we texted. I think that would be a great way to reignite the spark.
Are you texting my rival for attention?!?!
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I think if your partner is doing it right, you'll hardly remember, let alone care, what he said when he climaxed.
That explains a lot.
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