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      11-30-2015, 04:02 PM   #1431
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Don't know if i would trust opening up a "secret" box from some people..
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Don't know if i would trust opening up a "secret" box from some people..
Well then open your fat wallet and give money to the campaign. Or ehem, the men have been quite cleaver in their way to extort money from those poor women.
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      11-30-2015, 04:42 PM   #1433
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Well then open your fat wallet and give money to the campaign. Or ehem, the men have been quite cleaver in their way to extort money from those poor women.
Isn't the campaign going to be a fundraiser for Sara504 's small boobs?
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      11-30-2015, 04:44 PM   #1434
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Isn't the campaign going to be a fundraiser for Sara504 's small boobs?
Nope, goats to third world countries, and pictures of men's asses to the bored ladies of bimmerpost.
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      11-30-2015, 04:49 PM   #1435
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Nope, goats to third world countries, and pictures of men's asses to the bored ladies of bimmerpost.
Glad none of these men have caved in to posting such pics...

When are the ladies going to step it up though.. What does this look like, a car forum?
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      11-30-2015, 04:51 PM   #1436
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Glad none of these men have caved in to posting such pics...

When are the ladies going to step it up though.. What does this look like, a car forum?
No man would ever degrade themselves to such a thing.



Bahahaha, when you ask? Probably when Betty White runs for president.
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Glad none of these men have caved in to posting such pics...

When are the ladies going to step it up though.. What does this look like, a car forum?
Oh they have! The ladies have enjoyed them a lot. It was the best thread ever to a point, but today is the last day to participate, so come and join!
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No man would ever degrade themselves to such a thing.

Bahahaha, when you ask? Probably when Betty White runs for president.
But its for charity, then it's not prostitution.

We just want to save the asses in the world. Like really, really save.
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      11-30-2015, 05:03 PM   #1439
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Unfortunately for you, dear Banana, it still would have been legal since it was free.
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Unfortunately for you, dear Banana, it still would have been legal since it was free.
What the heck does a man have to do here to be the bad guy?
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      11-30-2015, 05:07 PM   #1441
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What the heck does a man have to do here to be the bad guy?
Call Billup, he got banned somehow. Clearly a bad guy.
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      11-30-2015, 05:22 PM   #1442
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Call Billup, he got banned somehow. Clearly a bad guy.
I'm an OT newbie, so Billup was before my time. However, from the rumors and legends, he was a god, walking among mere mortals. Thunderbolts would fly from his ass and he had perfect grammar. He also smelled like sunshine and kittens.

Women wanted him, men wanted to be him.

Why do we lose them so young....
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      11-30-2015, 05:32 PM   #1443
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Incredible.
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      11-30-2015, 05:52 PM   #1445
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....and that sound ladies and gentlemen.....is a Belgium's head exploding
Not Belgium's head is exploding but his ass from all the work ..
In other words...
11:30 PM and came home from work ...Oughhh !
But thanks for the link to... I saw it
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Not Belgium's head is exploding but his ass from all the work ..
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11:30 PM and came home from work ...Oughhh !
But thanks for the link to... I saw it
Your Japanese overlords have no compassion...
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Your Japanese overlords have no compassion...
You can read my mind...

Had some serious meeting today for the planning of "2016"
2016 will be mind blowing from the work and even expansion projects !
I was asking for more people and...... There was only silence..
The damn suckers !!!
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Man! I go to work, come back, and the thread becomes hard to catch up.

Interesting thread to be a part of. Luckily, the wife isn't looking over my shoulder while I
"read" through the text and come across some of these photos here, haha.

F30lolz haha! Nice photo! I do not have red hair though. I do like the vascularity in his arms though.

V1.47fan I am a girl? That part of me shows with less than 100 posts?

Speaking of working late - I did enjoy seeing a lot of businessman totally wasted walking around Tokyo at midnight on a Tuesday, haha.
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Pretty sure biorin is doing a diversionary tactic before the attention swings to the other BP female members...

But I don't understand how we turned this place into a PG-13... it used to be so Disney around these parts...
Sorry, it's hard to limit my attention whoring to just the Ask a Girl thread. I'll try to contain myself from now on.
Clearly you don't have your A-Game... the tryptophan from the turkey is still hitting you...

Diversionary tactic - talking about the male booty so that everyone forgets to ask all the female BP members to keep showing their tits... That would also include you in that category... Of females...

*sigh* - I used to be able to count on you to be on top of it !!! Where has the times gone??!!

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Pretty sure biorin is doing a diversionary tactic before the attention swings to the other BP female members...

But I don't understand how we turned this place into a PG-13... it used to be so Disney around these parts...
Sorry, it's hard to limit my attention whoring to just the Ask a Girl thread. I'll try to contain myself from now on.
Clearly you don't have your A-Game... the tryptophan from the turkey is still hitting you...

Diversionary tactic - talking about the male booty so that everyone forgets to ask all the female BP members to keep showing their tits... That would also include you in that category... Of females...

*sigh* - I used to be able to count on you to be on top of it !!! Where has the times gone??!!

Your use of "other" females would suggest that you are not referring to the females as a whole. In which case, shall we say you're not very eloquent or that you're quick to change your tune when outwitted? You're growing on me, so I'll let you pick
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Pretty sure biorin is doing a diversionary tactic before the attention swings to the other BP female members...

But I don't understand how we turned this place into a PG-13... it used to be so Disney around these parts...
Sorry, it's hard to limit my attention whoring to just the Ask a Girl thread. I'll try to contain myself from now on.
Clearly you don't have your A-Game... the tryptophan from the turkey is still hitting you...

Diversionary tactic - talking about the male booty so that everyone forgets to ask all the female BP members to keep showing their tits... That would also include you in that category... Of females...

*sigh* - I used to be able to count on you to be on top of it !!! Where has the times gone??!!

Your use of "other" females would suggest that you are not referring to the females as a whole. In which case, shall we say you're not very eloquent or that you're quick to change your tune when outwitted? You're growing on me, so I'll let you pick
These are not very good odds to say the least... I'd like to invoke a lifeline at this point? Or perhaps we could take a trip to the diesel store???
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Not Belgium's head is exploding but his ass from all the work ..
In other words...
11:30 PM and came home from work ...Oughhh !
But thanks for the link to... I saw it
You should try to work for US companies or Korean companies (well known name).

I once worked till 2am, and slept less than 5 hrs to get to work. I was 20minutes late to work that day, and boss yelled at everyone for me being late.

2month later, I kinda quit, and laugh at them.
Burn the bridges? LOL. no those are ones who just pick up pay check at work. I work to learn the industry regardless of minimum wage or 500k/yr.


I then met those fools 4 years later at a show/conf and saw where I was.
They called me later to ask me if they want the rocky mtn reg. distributor with 1/2m credit line.
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