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      11-30-2015, 11:02 AM   #881
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Can someone bored check if they will match our 100+ goats or only one?
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Wanna try to go play Tara one night this week? My rears are hilarious now and if this cold front holds up we could go and pretend we are teenagers.
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      11-30-2015, 11:03 AM   #882
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Can someone bored check if they will match our 100+ goats or only one?
http://www.worldvision.org/wv/giving...donation-match
Wanna try to go play Tara one night this week? My rears are hilarious now and if this cold front holds up we could go and pretend we are teenagers.
I'm too young to die.
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      11-30-2015, 11:07 AM   #883
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I'm too young to die.
Well use protection, baseball hats and hoodies, the official Finnish safety equipment.
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      11-30-2015, 11:13 AM   #884
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You two aren't allowed in the same car until AFTER the goats have been procured
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      11-30-2015, 11:14 AM   #885
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You two aren't allowed in the same car until AFTER the goats have been procured
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      11-30-2015, 11:22 AM   #886
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You two aren't allowed in the same car until AFTER the goats have been procured
You two are way too adult like.
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      11-30-2015, 11:27 AM   #887
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So on Christmas morning, all these kids were expecting kids in their stockings, but instead they get a news clipping: two die in fiery crash on slick tires before making major donation of kids to kids less fortunate"

Yeah, Merry Christmas
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You two are way too adult like.
Says the girl who wouldn't do a donut for me 15 minutes ago.
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      11-30-2015, 12:09 PM   #889
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Says the girl who wouldn't do a donut for me 15 minutes ago.
My picture quota is done for this century. I can however do one but no evidence will be offered.
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My picture quit is done for this century. I can however do one but no evidence will be offered.
Come on, you have risque pictures of me, all I want is one donut.
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      11-30-2015, 12:18 PM   #891
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Can someone bored check if they will match our 100+ goats or only one?
http://www.worldvision.org/wv/giving...donation-match
Wanna try to go play Tara one night this week? My rears are hilarious now and if this cold front holds up we could go and pretend we are teenagers.
I'm too young to die.
Now.....a dash cam video of that car ride would break the Internet
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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Now.....a dash cam video of that car ride would break the Internet
Lol, no. I doubt I will ever see a lens again without being violent towards it. I have issues
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      11-30-2015, 01:17 PM   #893
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Can someone bored check if they will match our 100+ goats or only one?
http://www.worldvision.org/wv/giving...donation-match
It appears that the "Thirty-One Gifts" organization will match the dollar amount donated to WorldVision on December 1st up to $1M total matching. Their match will be made in the form of products that they sell, ex: blankets, tote bags, etc.

I'll search through their catalog and see if I can find any goats for sale.

Edit: No goats. And as much as the soccer-mom-MLM vibe irritated me, it's still free stuff for people who need it.
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      11-30-2015, 01:54 PM   #894
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Can someone bored check if they will match our 100+ goats or only one?
http://www.worldvision.org/wv/giving...donation-match
Wanna try to go play Tara one night this week? My rears are hilarious now and if this cold front holds up we could go and pretend we are teenagers.
I'm too young to die.
Now.....a dash cam video of that car ride would break the Internet
That would be hilarious. It would be of me screaming and barfing though. She already made me car sick and she was just driving a loaner too hahahhaa
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That would be hilarious. It would be of me screaming and barfing though. She already made me car sick and she was just driving a loaner too hahahhaa
Do remember to tell I drove within speed limits also then.
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It appears that the "Thirty-One Gifts" organization will match the dollar amount donated to WorldVision on December 1st up to $1M total matching. Their match will be made in the form of products that they sell, ex: blankets, tote bags, etc.

I'll search through their catalog and see if I can find any goats for sale.

Edit: No goats. And as much as the soccer-mom-MLM vibe irritated me, it's still free stuff for people who need it.
It drives me nuts too, but they are good at delivering the help. In the end what we think of them should matter as little to us as them getting ass money should bother them.
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That would be hilarious. It would be of me screaming and barfing though. She already made me car sick and she was just driving a loaner too hahahhaa
Do remember to tell I drove within speed limits also then.
Uh huuuh...
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Uh huuuh...
The sign said 100. I was driving a hundred.
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      11-30-2015, 02:04 PM   #899
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The sign said 100. I was driving a hundred.
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You know how confusing the metric system is to us from the other side of the border. It was a misunderstanding.
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Yup!!! I'm gonna buy goats tonite probably (after midnight) as C5 says that company will match our donation. We can still buy more if we get more donations though.
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