Ask a gynecologist anything

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

I can answer this and I am no gynecologist.

Don't : Piss her off. Specially in the first 3-4 months when her hormones are raging.

Do's : Praise her beauty and the fact that despite getting larger and larger, she is sexy and desirable and you want to ravage her every minute of every day if it was not for the fact that you may hurt the baby .....(and fap in private until the package arrives in time)

I thought correct answer was to dump her?

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by Bakeme521

Can you tell if a girl has any form of STD just by looking? If so, which ones are/aren't you able to tell right off the bat.

Not for sure. But if they have a discharge that's a good bet

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by McMuffin

Best do's and don't while pregnant? Just found out my girl is 8 weeks.

1st trimester such. 2nd she is horny all the time (have at it). 3rd she has baby on her mind. Doggy style if ur lucky.

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by Gregxi

What type of foreign objects have you had to retreive?

None. Just some vaginal lacerations from god knows what


please omit any and all tampon stories I have a weak stomach.

Have you ever had a tranny come in and try to trick you?

No. Some calls but the staff keeps them away

Whats the longest sleeve of wizard you have seen?

What???

Have you ever had a woman get off during an exam?


No


What and where does the fluid come from when a girl squirts ?

Piss

As the day goes on I will probably have more questions.

Thanks

Cool

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by theonlynameleft

Is a blue waffle real?

Idk. Never called it that

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by ideliver

We have some commercial deodorizer in each room.

God damn the smell must be bad!

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

Some dude from Jersey Shore puts his chicks in 200 degree hot tubs to clean them of germs. Lol, they must be pretty nasty to have to boil them first. But if she smells pungent down there I get repulsed and my sex drive goes down the drain.

Hot tubs/jacuzzis are full of nasty germs, I never use the hotel ones anymore.

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by ideliver

Yes. Those women are trouble. Big trouble. Usually they have a personality disorder like narcissism or boarderline personality (google it) and will turn on you in a second. And try to ruin your life. I say it happen during my residency to another doc.

Funny because most women have those psych. disorders or combinations of both.

That is why you always have a nurse present with you correct?

[Gregxi]

Originally Posted by ideliver

Cool

Piss really... so disappointed



After having a extremley painfull cervical discogram yesterday I am currently under the influence of narcotics and I am afraid I may not be able to filter any of my future questions.

What are the craziest things you have heard in the delivery room...accusations, confessions.

Has the babies color ever not matched the father? (or the guy that thought he was the father)

Have you ever laughed at a tattoo down there?

Do you ever make duck or dinosoar noises with the speculum?

Thats all for now...I love this thread

[matthewk]

Originally Posted by Gregxi

Piss really... so disappointed

Has the babies color ever not matched the father? (or the guy that thought he was the father)

HAHA, that's got to be the most awkward situation ever.. I bet it happens more frequently than we would all guess.

[Comet]

do any girls get wet when you touch them and ask you to give it to them?

have you given it to any of them?

[dcgolfdr]

Serious question, why do c-section rates continue to rise?

[CollinsE90]

McMuffin, when she gets to the point it kicks. When having sex act like something is pulling you in.

[Turkeybaster115]

Originally Posted by ideliver

No. She should see me in the office This should not be painful (if done properly). The G spot is on the anterior vagina just in front of the cervix. If you stimulate that, and not the cervix, she should be very happy

I don't think you understood my question. I'm over 6 inches in length, and I'm not trying to brag here cuz porn dudes easily put me to shame, and I have no girth. However, When I doing chicks, if she is aroused, and her vag is elongated, but she isn't really deep, I hit against something really hard, and it hurts her and he. This I'm assuming is the cervix. This is why I was trying to ask about a womans height, vs aroused vaginal depth. Some, not all short chicks (Below 5'5) are shallow, where as, most, if not all tall chicks are deep. That was my question.

[Xaeryan]

Originally Posted by Gregxi

Do you ever make duck or dinosoar noises with the speculum?

ROFL. Priceless.

[mact3333]

[QUOTE=ideliver;9926349]

Originally Posted by mact3333

Too much "House" for you. That is not found in the vagina. The lungs, blood or urinary tract, yes. Vagina...not likely

But they were in a dirty hot tub bro...give me some House points....

Can happen, has happened...

[Echo M3]

Did you consider any other specialties before choosing OB/GYN?

Any regrets about your chosen career path? If you could have gone back in time and done things differently, what would you have done, and why?

[mact3333]

I have some questions.

1. you ever fuck up an APGAR score and just left it cause you were too lazy to change it?

2. you ever rub prostaglandin gel on your wife to "loosen" her up?....

3. you ever run a fern test on your wife's secretions just for sport all knowing it wouldnt show any interesting patterns?.

4. you ever drop a newborn?...they are so slimy hard not to at least once...after dropping the baby say, "no big deal Mom, we do it all the time".

5. what is the most disgusting thing you ave pulled out of the giner not including tampons?...twinkie?...grapes?...those metallic balls?...a toaster?

6. which race has the dirtiest and cleanest giners?

7. you ever hope for a breech so you can do some cutting or at least some head deforming procedure?...you ever hope for late decelerations on the monitor so you can do a c-section?.

8. do you ever want to kill malpractice lawyers for having to give up 1/3rd of your wages for malpractice insurance when many other specialties give up less than 10%....insurance can run ya 100-120K right?...many oby-gyn wont do ob anymore.

9. do you ever get sweaty ball syndrome in your scrubs and get embarrassed?...I have seen hard working women in scrubs with sweaty crotch--->not good.....

10. you ever say to yourself when doing a rectal exam, why do I have to do this?...rectum...giner, different orifices right?...life isnt fair!......

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by Turkeybaster115

I don't think you understood my question. I'm over 6 inches in length, and I'm not trying to brag here cuz porn dudes easily put me to shame, and I have no girth. However, When I doing chicks, if she is aroused, and her vag is elongated, but she isn't really deep, I hit against something really hard, and it hurts her and he. This I'm assuming is the cervix. This is why I was trying to ask about a womans height, vs aroused vaginal depth. Some, not all short chicks (Below 5'5) are shallow, where as, most, if not all tall chicks are deep. That was my question.

Most probably but could be the angle as well.

[leJUNd]

Question.
Is it more painful for women to give birth naturally or is it more painful for women recovering from C section? (I know it will depend on the patients but generally...}

How long do recoveries take?
What are the pros and cons for C section compared to natural birth?
Why would one opt for a C section?

I always give my mom a hard time (jokingly) for C sectioning me out because she was too scared to do it naturally.

[leJUNd]

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

a serious question. I once had this girl who's pussy literally tasted like sugar.... like i literally called her sugarpussy. do you know what could cause that? jesus, i miss that sugar pussy.... ohhhh damn.



thats fucking awesome.

Diabetes mellitus?

[.:bHd:.]

do you ever get a hard on while practicing your fine art?