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      01-26-2015, 04:27 PM   #89
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      01-27-2015, 04:45 AM   #90
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f*ck her right in the pu**y
just in case it wasn't clear what you do with these two objects
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      01-27-2015, 08:49 AM   #91
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just in case it wasn't clear what you do with these two objects
"Don't start no sh!t, won't be no sh!t."

What does this mean anyway?

I mean, if taken literally, yes, I wouldn't want to be poop, but how would I become this if I started sh!t.

And if taken on more of a colloquial level, ie "being the sh!t"...if I were a hood rat perhaps this would be something I would want to be. Because this would mean I was a very important person.
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      01-27-2015, 05:35 PM   #92
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just in case it wasn't clear what you do with these two objects
Exactly.
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      01-27-2015, 05:46 PM   #93
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I don't mind annoying phrases, but some of topics are getting really old.....

"DCT vs 6MT"
"335i w/ mod vs E9x M3"
"f8x M3/4 vs E9x M3 w/ SS"
"I got into an accident, and will it have less resale value?"
"GTR vs Any vehicles"
"I got a speeding ticket, and I wanna hire a traffic attorney"
i'll add to that: will 255/275 pss work
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      09-10-2016, 08:33 AM   #94
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      09-10-2016, 08:43 AM   #95
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      09-10-2016, 08:44 AM   #96
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When people say "Tints" instead of tint!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      09-10-2016, 10:14 AM   #97
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      09-10-2016, 10:29 AM   #98
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      09-10-2016, 10:38 AM   #99
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And you revived this 18 month old thread because ....
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      09-10-2016, 10:41 AM   #100
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And you revived this 18 month old thread because ....
Because he's the original thread starter... We can pretty much do the math from there...

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      09-10-2016, 10:42 AM   #101
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Nobody says that
"I'm hornet fuck me smoosh"
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      09-10-2016, 10:47 AM   #102
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      09-10-2016, 10:48 AM   #103
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My business partner says, "I'll ping you" , (sometime tomorrow) or some other time."
Also, "Let's dialogue"

I just laugh at him.
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Nobody says that
"I'm hornet fuck me smoosh"
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My business partner says, "I'll ping you" , (sometime tomorrow) or some other time."
Also, "Let's dialogue"

I just laugh at him.
LMAO!!!! Seriously laughed out loud at work!!! OMG, that dude is a character.
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And you revived this 18 month old thread because ....
Because it's freakin funny!!! And "most" people here have an awesome sense of humor, apparently not including Sakhir Orange M4 owners!
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      09-10-2016, 10:59 AM   #107
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      09-10-2016, 10:59 AM   #108
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My business partner says, "I'll ping you" , (sometime tomorrow) or some other time."
Also, "Let's dialogue"

I just laugh at him.
LMAO!!!! Seriously laughed out loud at work!!! OMG, that dude is a character.
"That dude is a character" is another one...
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Nobody says that
"I'm hornet fuck me smoosh"
??
That dude is DUMB!!

He prob walked up to the hornet's nest like

"Hi honey! How are ya? May I appbeese you by putting my stinger in your spiracle until I wax all over your compound eye ??"
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"That dude is a character" is another one...
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