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      08-30-2016, 10:23 PM   #23
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Not even close to 50!!!!
What 47 or so?
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Another OT thread gone to shit.
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@1MOREMOD ASBSECU E93 why do you oldies keep taking over threads and argue about who's going to cross the finish line to social security and Depends first...

We have a 60 yo degenerating musclehead telling the broken 62 yo that he's old...

Be as it may, jtodd_fl has all of y'all beat...
I never said I don't wear depends now and I think belgium is 78.
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      08-30-2016, 10:27 PM   #26
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Another OT thread gone to shit.
Let's be realistic here, this thread was gonna be quieter than shoei's bedroom if we didn't come to the rescue...
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@1MOREMOD ASBSECU E93 why do you oldies keep taking over threads and argue about who's going to cross the finish line to social security and Depends first...

We have a 60 yo degenerating musclehead telling the broken 62 yo that he's old...

Be as it may, jtodd_fl has all of y'all beat...
I never said I don't wear depends now and I think belgium is 78.
Nah!! ///M Power-Belgium is 28-30...

Wishful thinking, saggy boobs...hoping to find SOMEONE older than you...
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      08-30-2016, 10:29 PM   #28
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Another OT thread gone to shit.
Ha Ha!!

Hey 1MOREMOD - speaking of 'old people'....shades of 'GET OFF MY PORCH!'

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@1MOREMOD ASBSECU E93 why do you oldies keep taking over threads and argue about who's going to cross the finish line to social security and Depends first...

We have a 60 yo degenerating musclehead telling the broken 62 yo that he's old...

Be as it may, jtodd_fl has all of y'all beat...
Let me know when your nuts drop and you finally stop using tinder to jack off
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Nah!! ///M Power-Belgium is 28-30...

Wishful thinking, saggy boobs...hoping to find SOMEONE older than you...
Not saggy yet but soon
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@1MOREMOD ASBSECU E93 why do you oldies keep taking over threads and argue about who's going to cross the finish line to social security and Depends first...

We have a 60 yo degenerating musclehead telling the broken 62 yo that he's old...

Be as it may, jtodd_fl has all of y'all beat...
Let me know when your nuts drop and you finally stop using tinder to jack off
Get with the times oldie!! I signed off of Tinder for good about 2 months ago...life's never been better...

Ugh...it's OK, I know you're hitting that phase...Alzheimer's...
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@1MOREMOD ASBSECU E93 why do you oldies keep taking over threads and argue about who's going to cross the finish line to social security and Depends first...

We have a 60 yo degenerating musclehead telling the broken 62 yo that he's old...

Be as it may, jtodd_fl has all of y'all beat...
Let me know when your nuts drop and you finally stop using tinder to jack off
Get with the times oldie!! I signed off of Tinder for good about 2 months ago...life's never been better...

Ugh...it's OK, I know you're hitting that phase...Alzheimer's...
Sorry - I meant Grinder.....

Just say 'No'.
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Nah!! ///M Power-Belgium is 28-30...

Wishful thinking, saggy boobs...hoping to find SOMEONE older than you...
Not saggy yet but soon
It only goes downhill from here
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@1MOREMOD ASBSECU E93 why do you oldies keep taking over threads and argue about who's going to cross the finish line to social security and Depends first...

We have a 60 yo degenerating musclehead telling the broken 62 yo that he's old...

Be as it may, jtodd_fl has all of y'all beat...
Let me know when your nuts drop and you finally stop using tinder to jack off
Get with the times oldie!! I signed off of Tinder for good about 2 months ago...life's never been better...

Ugh...it's OK, I know you're hitting that phase...Alzheimer's...
Sorry - I meant Grinder.....

Just say 'No'.
Look here dusty...

I ain't gay...and even if I were gay, I'd be giving not taking, which makes me alpha as fuck
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@1MOREMOD ASBSECU E93 why do you oldies keep taking over threads and argue about who's going to cross the finish line to social security and Depends first...

We have a 60 yo degenerating musclehead telling the broken 62 yo that he's old...

Be as it may, jtodd_fl has all of y'all beat...
Let me know when your nuts drop and you finally stop using tinder to jack off
Get with the times oldie!! I signed off of Tinder for good about 2 months ago...life's never been better...

Ugh...it's OK, I know you're hitting that phase...Alzheimer's...
Sorry - I meant Grinder.....

Just say 'No'.
Look here dusty...

I ain't gay...and even if I were gay, I'd be giving not taking, which makes me alpha as fuck
So.....you've just confirmed being the Bear
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So.....you've just confirmed being the Bear
No, I confirmed being alpha

I mean don't get me wrong, I have bear straddled another man before...but that was you choking on a pea and me rescuing you
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So.....you've just confirmed being the Bear
No, I confirmed being alpha

I mean don't get me wrong, I have bear straddled another man before...but that was you choking on a pea and me rescuing you
Jeez man....

Pea vs. Pee.....

What Da Fuq...?
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Da faq is going on in here??!! How dare all of you derail a proper thread topic in OT...

Anyways, carry on...
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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

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Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

Lies, ALL LIES!!
Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
So says the guy who's closer to SSI than the day he was born
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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

Lies, ALL LIES!!
Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
So says the guy who's closer to SSI than the day he was born
This doesn't make any sense... I'm a metric fuck ton younger than you !!!! You has no grounds !!!!
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So.....you've just confirmed being the Bear
No, I confirmed being alpha

I mean don't get me wrong, I have bear straddled another man before...but that was you choking on a pea and me rescuing you
Jeez man....

Pea vs. Pee.....

What Da Fuq...?
Shuddup oldie, enjoy the camel toes...
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So.....you've just confirmed being the Bear
No, I confirmed being alpha

I mean don't get me wrong, I have bear straddled another man before...but that was you choking on a pea and me rescuing you
Jeez man....

Pea vs. Pee.....

What Da Fuq...?
Shuddup oldie, enjoy the camel toes...
Well played....
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Da faq is going on in here??!! How dare all of you derail a proper thread topic in OT...

Anyways, carry on...
Says the king of derailing shit...

I have not seen you post one relevant post since my breakup thread...just go out ISIS style, we'd be better off
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