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[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Isn't. They totally ruined my favorite thread of all times. I want my Friday nights back damnit!!!

How are you mama Anna ?
Last thing I heard from you was that you was in kinda trouble with your BF ?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

Don't talk, remember? Just immediately get me my Ferrari...

You have a lot of damn Ferrari requests out there.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You have a lot of damn Ferrari requests out there.

Eventually one of them will pay off... F12 tdf will be mine...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

How are you mama Anna ?
Last thing I heard from you was that you was in kinda trouble with your BF ?

I wasn't in trouble with my friends, its the women who tend to have issues with me. Anyway, I took everyone's kids for a weekend of the wedding and taught them disco songs. I'm now very hated everywhere.

Sup with you? Handling life? Is the family dynamics bouncing back from your loss?

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You have a lot of damn Ferrari requests out there.

He'll who're himself to anyone for a Ferrari. It's almost as pathetic as my tiny issues are...

[08njSTEP]

Here's the boldest line used on me. I dated a girl named Tina. So my buddies and I are driving around in my convertible Chevelle. We stop at a light and 2 girls in a firebird go past us going the opposite direction. The light goes green and I flip a u to follow. The girls were flipping a u to follow us. We both pull over into a lot. We chat for a minute and the driver asks me to get out of the car. So I did. Then she asked me to turn around. So I did. Got back in the car and told her to get out. Then turn around. She did. I asked if she wanted to go for a ride and she hopped in. We spun around the block and that's when she asked, "do you know Tina?" Yup I do. "She told me about you." Oh yeah, what did she say? "She says you have a big dick."

There it is. The best pick up line. Turns out these 2 girls were next door neighbors. In the whole city of El Paso I find 2 neighbors.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

@ASBSECU E93 - in your experience, were these difficult to work on and what kind of mpg did they get back in the day?

@shoei - as the passenger on my many trips so long ago, why you ask such frivolous questions when you already know the answer.

Now - hush fellow old timer!! I'm doing man shit today

[smoosh]

Bout to go day drink at a bbq and mack on some babes

Will report back most successful pickup lines...

I already know it, best pick up line is, "hi I'm Yawar" and two sentences later, "lemme creampie"

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@shoei - as the passenger on my many trips so long ago, why you ask such frivolous questions when you already know the answer.

Now - hush fellow old timer!! I'm doing man shit today

Shoveling donkey poop does NOT constitute as "man shit..." More like "donkey shit"...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Bout to go day drink at a bbq and mack on some babes

Will report back most successful pickup lines...

I already know it, best pick up line is, "hi I'm Yawar" and two sentences later, "lemme creampie"

Funny, you must've forgotten to use that line last night...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

I wasn't in trouble with my friends, its the women who tend to have issues with me. Anyway, I took everyone's kids for a weekend of the wedding and taught them disco songs. I'm now very hated everywhere.

Sup with you? Handling life? Is the family dynamics bouncing back from your loss?

Ohh...I see Anna .

With me ?
Really too much work Anna , new projects with deadlines and probably with the usual burn outs..

My family ?
We are still thinking a lot on my dad , personal I think mostly on him when I'm going to sleep in my bed ...You know all the memories from the past come back .
For example...Yesterday evening I thought back on that first day when he learned me fish in the lake and that he was always worried if I had to cross the street in our village .
He said at least 500 times to me...Philippe look first to left than to the right before you cross the street , because I was kinda reckless as a child .

My mother will never be the same , she's always quiet now and she never smiles like she did before ..
I can see it on her eyes that she still cries and I try to help her as much as possible .
And the whole situation shows us again that our life is only temporary.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Ohh...I see Anna .

With me ?
Really too much work Anna , new projects with deadlines and probably with the usual burn outs..

My family ?
We are still thinking a lot on my dad , personal I think mostly on him when I'm going to sleep in my bed ...You know all the memories from the past come back .
For example...Yesterday evening I thought back on that first day when he learned me fish in the lake and that he was always worried if I had to cross the street in our village .
He said at least 500 times to me...Philippe look first to left than to the right before you cross the street , because I was kinda reckless as a child .

My mother will never be the same , she's always quiet now and she never smiles like she did before ..
I can see it on her eyes that she still cries and I try to help her as much as possible .
And the whole situation shows us again that our life is only temporary.

That was sweet and touching. You had a great Dad, celebrate his life and remember the good times.

I think he'd rather see you guys happy and not sad.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Shoveling donkey poop does NOT constitute as "man shit..." More like "donkey shit"...

Bitch - I put in a 12 hour day today!!

800 linear feet of farm wire will whoop that ass...

Ask me how I know

[ASBSECU E93]

Is it normal to pee orange or is that a sign of dehydration?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Is it normal to pee orange or is that a sign of kidney failure?

There. FIFY

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

There. FIFY

Dehydrated as hell.....

shoei would never be in danger, because he is lazy

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Dehydrated as hell.....

shoei would never be in danger, because he is lazy

Yeah. It sneaks up on you. Rehydrate with some -ade BEFORE! It goes a long way!

As far as shoei and fences goes it is pretty simple: He is either climbing them to get into some place he should be or being kept away from the general public by them. With razor wire on top.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yeah. It sneaks up on you. Rehydrate with some -ade BEFORE! It goes a long way!

As far as shoei and fences goes it is pretty simple: He is either climbing them to get into some place he should be or being kept away from the general public by them. With razor wire on top.

That's the problem - I drank 5 full bottles of Gatorade today....still sweat off 8 lbs.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

That's the problem - I drank 5 full bottles of Gatorade today....still sweat off 8 lbs.

Fencing is as bad as roofing.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Is it normal to pee orange or is that a sign of dehydration?

Well... Sounds like kidney / liver failure... Right on track with your failing knees and back...

Definitely a sign of dementia... Or Alzheimer's... Sell the "pig", leave me everything...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

That's the problem - I drank 5 full bottles of Gatorade today....still sweat off 8 lbs.

Do not drink that crap... Jeebus crisco...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Do not drink that crap... Jeebus crisco...

You'd rather I drink soda?!?!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by shoei

Do not drink that crap... Jeebus crisco...

I live on it and beer?