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      08-30-2016, 07:32 PM   #37995
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I too had a mustang and sold it not that long ago. Had it in high school and built motor for it and turned into bracket racer car basically.
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      08-30-2016, 07:33 PM   #37996
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      08-30-2016, 09:05 PM   #37997
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I get it now... I missed the part about siblings... I thought you were running through your cars, my bad... I shall blame the shoddy airplane wifi !!!

It was a trip down memory lane for me as I remembered all the cars I've gone through... Some, questionable choices, lol... Some better choices... Possibly one heinous choice, you know...
Haha... yeah.

Def blame the wifi... shitty planes. Car lists eh... I'll share mine, starting only with the ones that were not total shit temporary rides.]

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      08-30-2016, 11:43 PM   #37998
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      08-30-2016, 11:58 PM   #37999
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      08-31-2016, 04:00 AM   #38000
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So....It was the fucking bee brother ?
Yes, that beast must be flewn into the rear open window and sat onto my bought fruits. I guess the incoming breeze disturbs it a little and it began to hummin' around inside. I was awaring the bee immediately after she came into the rear mirror in sight and headed towards my right ear. I turned my head few times and try to make the bee disappearing from me by waving the hand. Those few seconds were time enough to slip off my track and entering the wrong way -.-

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      08-31-2016, 06:24 AM   #38001
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      08-31-2016, 07:25 AM   #38002
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      08-31-2016, 07:36 AM   #38003
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Yes, that beast must be flewn into the rear open window and sat onto my bought fruits. I guess the incoming breeze disturbs it a little and it began to hummin' around inside. I was awaring the bee immediately after she came into the rear mirror in sight and headed towards my right ear. I turned my head few times and try to make the bee disappearing from me by waving the hand. Those few seconds were time enough to slip off my track and entering the wrong way -.-
This actually sounds like Final-Destination .
Maybe it was a killer bee ?

On serious note: I'm sorry to hear this brother !
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      08-31-2016, 08:20 AM   #38004
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I thought you Floridians were used to a little rain?
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      08-31-2016, 08:30 AM   #38005
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      08-31-2016, 08:38 AM   #38006
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I thought you Floridians were used to a little rain?
We are... so far this has been a non-event down here, but it looks like the Tampans (thank you SOOO much for making me aware of this name Mr Tonka ) are getting a little soaked.
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      08-31-2016, 08:40 AM   #38007
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I thought you Floridians were used to a little rain?
Belgians also , and not a little...

But I changed my mind about rain , after 2 weeks of Belgian heatwave I would love rain !
Is there something like a rain dance , I saw (feather) Indians doing the thing and they got rain ?
Maybe jtodd_fl (chief big feather) could help me with the Indian rain dance ?
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      08-31-2016, 08:42 AM   #38008
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I thought you Floridians were used to a little rain?
We are... so far this has been a non-event down here, but it looks like the Tampans (thank you SOOO much for making me aware of this name Mr Tonka ) are getting a little soaked.
Soaked Tampans? Ugh jtodd, it's too early for that. I'm going back to sleep.
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      08-31-2016, 08:50 AM   #38009
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So Mr Tonka is a Tampon that's rich
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      08-31-2016, 08:53 AM   #38010
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I get it now... I missed the part about siblings... I thought you were running through your cars, my bad... I shall blame the shoddy airplane wifi !!!

It was a trip down memory lane for me as I remembered all the cars I've gone through... Some, questionable choices, lol... Some better choices... Possibly one heinous choice, you know...
Haha... yeah.

Def blame the wifi... shitty planes. Car lists eh... I'll share mine, starting only with the ones that were not total shit temporary rides.]

"My cars" not other household drivers.

86 Grand Am (pre-owned)
94 Ford Thunderbird
96 Civic del Sol
98 MB C230
02 Expedition (still drove the C230 mostly)
07 E350
07 335i (pre-owned)
11 E92 M3
16 M2
Del Sol....

Man card revoked.
As long as he didn't have any convertibles, I'd let him keep his man card...
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      08-31-2016, 08:55 AM   #38011
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I get it now... I missed the part about siblings... I thought you were running through your cars, my bad... I shall blame the shoddy airplane wifi !!!

It was a trip down memory lane for me as I remembered all the cars I've gone through... Some, questionable choices, lol... Some better choices... Possibly one heinous choice, you know...
Haha... yeah.

Def blame the wifi... shitty planes. Car lists eh... I'll share mine, starting only with the ones that were not total shit temporary rides.]

"My cars" not other household drivers.

86 Grand Am (pre-owned)
94 Ford Thunderbird
96 Civic del Sol
98 MB C230
02 Expedition (still drove the C230 mostly)
07 E350
07 335i (pre-owned)
11 E92 M3
16 M2
Del Sol....

Man card revoked.
As long as he didn't have any convertibles, I'd let him keep his man card...
Fool - Del Sol has a removable roof!!!

Banned!!
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      08-31-2016, 08:55 AM   #38012
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Automatically revoking of man card driving a vert... Do we know any girly men like that?

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First day with fresh installed Performance II steering wheel
Now: Refuelling, set sport and shifter lane aaaannnd: GAAAAAAS

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Now: Refuelling, set sport and shifter lane aaaannnd: GAAAAAAS
Someone gonna quote you and drop the G in gas...

Just saying !!
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