Tell us about your kid(s)

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Mines better, he has shits the size of your dog

He's a biggggg boy!

Handsome too- must take after your wife since youre ugly as shit

[1MOREMOD]

Don't be jealous you troll ass bitch

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't be jealous you troll ass bitch

Hayyyy gurl hayyyyy Beyoncé, not Toby Keith

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by F22_Raptor

My daughter just turned 14 months and all she has been saying is "da da da da da da daaaaaaa da" lol

Little bastards always say dada first.

[1MOREMOD]

Er uh what

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Little bastards always say dada first.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Er uh what

People state that it is easier for kids to form the "D" rather than the "M" but we all know that it's because Dad's rock and kids know it from an early age!!

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

People state that it is easier for kids to form the "D" rather than the "M" but we all know that it's because Dad's rock and kids know it from an early age!!

Is this true!

If I knew about this yesterday, I would have finally had my message during my protest yesterday!

"Switch parent names! Women are home with the children, women should come first! #linguistsSupported #MakeMothersFirst #DaDaisthenewMaMa

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

People state that it is easier for kids to form the "D" rather than the "M" but we all know that it's because Dad's rock and kids know it from an early age!!

I actually heard that it's because they're usually with mama, so they hear a lot more of mama saying "Look, it's Dada!" rather than the other way around.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I actually heard that it's because they're usually with mama, so they hear a lot more of mama saying "Look, it's Dada!" rather than the other way around.

All mine have started with mom, then quickly expanding to adding a no to it.

My son and I had a busy weekend avoiding all market related so we went looking for dinosaurs and chickens (the tiny kid is obsessed with chickens currently).

"mom chickens are the best thing in the planet!"

"why?"

" when I grow up, I'm going to buy a purse, put a chicken in it and I can have eggs when ever I want."

Great. I look forward to this.

[Dang3r]

Poultry sh*t again? Does UncleWede know this?

[UncleWede]

That's why the kids dad calls me the food provider.

Lups tell him when it rains and they walk around in the muck, their feet smell really bad and will mess up his purse. He needs to keep them in the sunshine so their eggs have all the nutrients.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

That's why the kids dad calls me the food provider.

Lups tell him when it rains and they walk around in the muck, their feet smell really bad and will mess up his purse. He needs to keep them in the sunshine so their eggs have all the nutrients.

Hahahahaha, thanks for the info. I'll share as soon as he wakes up from his nap.

He watched the angry birds movie not long ago, and ever since then chickens have been his choice of weapons. All the peeing, pooping and laying eggs makes them cool.