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03-13-2017, 10:00 AM | #48248 |
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Beards are a bittersweet. I'll just leave it at that.
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03-13-2017, 10:06 AM | #48250 | |
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C'mon my friend the ocean is full of fish...
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03-13-2017, 10:15 AM | #48251 | |
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I'm sorry sweetheart but I never saw a deer in porn ... I know that Merica is the maker of beast X , but personal I find it horrible !
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03-13-2017, 10:30 AM | #48252 | |
is probably out riding.
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I'll be thinking about you when i decide whether or not to wear a long sleeve shirt each day this week.
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03-13-2017, 10:32 AM | #48253 |
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You guys are making this way too literal. A deer in headlights is an expression of shock. When someone rams their cock down your throat and you aren't expecting it, I'm saying you don't bite down instantly you're stunned at first. Sheesh guys, no ones talking about face fucking a deer here. Read what I wrote. Xoxo
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03-13-2017, 10:34 AM | #48254 |
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03-13-2017, 10:36 AM | #48255 |
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03-13-2017, 10:38 AM | #48256 | |
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But Sara I thought last year you said you really hate BJs ?
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03-13-2017, 10:40 AM | #48257 | |
is probably out riding.
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Asking for a friend.
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03-13-2017, 10:47 AM | #48258 |
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03-13-2017, 10:59 AM | #48260 |
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Knees crossed! What a tard that judge was. Did you hear about that - think his name was Robin Camp. Think he was a canuck though...I think.
Reminds me of my in-laws cat where he likes exactly 4 scratches behind the ears. Any more and he will place a bite right in the fleshy part between your thumb and index that will make you howl. I refuse to touch that cat now, don't care how much it tries to get me to scratch his head. I'm a dog person anyways. |
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03-13-2017, 11:03 AM | #48261 |
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Only when they non-stop talk . But I confess I like big lips because of the vacuum effect .
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1. The person on the receiving end must be on their knees or some position such that they are at the same height as said cock. 2. Same said person must have had their mouth open. 3. The giver must be somewhat naked as well. I mean...the above steps does speak to some pre-meditation / planning...hard to be stunned then isn't it? |
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03-13-2017, 11:08 AM | #48263 |
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The whore shit became sexual education..
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03-13-2017, 11:17 AM | #48264 |
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Again, saw it in porn somewhere |
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03-13-2017, 11:22 AM | #48266 |
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03-13-2017, 11:26 AM | #48268 |
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You never.... ? And why not ?
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