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      09-02-2015, 04:45 PM   #13971
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Or.....

"oops" *drop the money market account statement*

When I was dating this stupid pharmacist gold digger in Los Angeles, I told her to wait in the car, and went to the bank to deposit the check. Between the center console and passenger seat, I had a money market acct statement stuffed there.

I think she was treating me much better. On our 14th date, she was saying "When we get married, we can open our own pharmacy store."

That is when I realized I should just use her up like a toilet paper and toss it in the toilet. IF she did not see the statement and did not make that pharmacy statement, there is good 1.6564% probability that I live with her right now. *Scary*
A better test would be to leave an empty magazine in the car. If she calls you a dumbass because a magazine should never be empty, then you know you have a keeper

I miss the serial dating years
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      09-02-2015, 05:08 PM   #13972
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I used to paint my FICO score on the side of the car. Kept a broom just to keep them from rubbing themselves all over it.


You could have door magnets with the scores - one really low score for everyday...and one really HIGH score for when you see a hottie
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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You could have door magnets with the scores - one really low score for everyday...and one really HIGH score for when you see a hottie
**squealing like a little girl** I liiiiikkkkeeee
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A better test would be to leave an empty magazine in the car. If she calls you a dumbass because a magazine should never be empty, then you know you have a keeper

I miss the serial dating years
well said!
However those are extremely rare in CA. THose are keepers for sure.

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      09-02-2015, 10:37 PM   #13975
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...so, I don't know what was said...but I know you don't mess with a Brazilian trained MMA chick and try to steal her personal property...



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...so, I don't know what was said...but I know you don't mess with a Brazilian trained MMA chick and try to steal her personal property...



This is why MMA/UFC guys who are choke-phillic do NOT mess with Double chins.







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      09-02-2015, 11:32 PM   #13977
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      09-03-2015, 07:32 AM   #13979
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Didn't consider thethree pedals for Leg Day....
No rubber mats to protect your carpet mats? Very disappointed in you
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Didn't consider thethree pedals for Leg Day....
No rubber mats to protect your carpet mats? Very disappointed in you
Those are my driving shoes set specifically for only driving. They come on/off as I get out of the car and do not touch the outside.

Cmon Man, I ain't no rookie. I'm disappointed in you assuming I was
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      09-03-2015, 08:18 AM   #13982
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Mr.SugarSkulls - DAMN SON.....can you even reach the pedal's!!!

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Mr.SugarSkulls - DAMN SON.....can you even reach the pedal's!!!

Nvm the fact that I was pulling my legs back to take a pic of the pedals, yes- I can. My midgety 5'10 self fits this car just fine thank you.

Bowser on the other hand. Did not like the car at all
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Nvm the fact that I was pulling my legs back to take a pic of the pedals, yes- I can. My midgety 5'10 self fits this car just fine thank you.

Bowser on the other hand. Did not like the car at all
puppy!! <3

How's he doing?
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Mr.SugarSkulls - DAMN SON.....can you even reach the pedal's!!!

We arent all Avatars!
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Mr.SugarSkulls - DAMN SON.....can you even reach the pedal's!!!

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HAHAHAAHA MR92MIL IS A BIG BLUE FREAK.


Bowsers doing so much better. We went to the beach again finally. He was seriously so overjoyed. He threw up twice from running/drinking water so much lol
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HAHAHAAHA MR92MIL IS A BIG BLUE FREAK.


Bowsers doing so much better. We went to the beach again finally. He was seriously so overjoyed. He threw up twice from running/drinking water so much lol
The best things come in small packages.
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Bowsers doing so much better. We went to the beach again finally. He was seriously so overjoyed. He threw up twice from running/drinking water so much lol
The best things come in small packages.
Don't give me that.

I still want me a big booty hoe
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HAHAHAAHA MR92MIL IS A BIG BLUE FREAK.


Bowsers doing so much better. We went to the beach again finally. He was seriously so overjoyed. He threw up twice from running/drinking water so much lol
Glad to hear Bowser is better - dogs are amazingly resilient.

On the other topic - steering wheel all the way out....seat all the way forward....driver 'cushion' to assist...I suddenly have this image of my grandmother driving in her 1975 Caddy

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Said NO woman EVER....
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Bowsers doing so much better. We went to the beach again finally. He was seriously so overjoyed. He threw up twice from running/drinking water so much lol
Glad to hear Bowser is better - dogs are amazingly resilient.

On the other topic - steering wheel all the way out....seat all the way forward....driver 'cushion' to assist...I suddenly have this image of my grandmother driving in her 1975 Caddy

Thanks man, it honestly makes me so happy to see him acting like himself again. I got a second opinion for his left ear and I'm hoping a miracle happens where it can somehow be saved due to misdiagnosis.

And on the other subject....whatever big bird :
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