Tinder/Dating Apps

jtodd_fl · 03-22-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

You being a virgin is about as believable as me taking it in the ass.

Sara · 03-22-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No. Everyone here knows I will never do that. Ever.

Sara · 03-22-2016, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

...., I still think you're a freak, no one with skills has properly shown you.

No way. Not in a million years

jtodd_fl · 03-22-2016, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No. Everyone here knows I will never do that. Ever.

Hah... any sex act that requires numbing sounds... not so awesome.

Verbiage · 03-22-2016, 12:31 PM

To be honest, I always preferred the vagina to the ass. IDK, I had a couple girls that were into it and I went for it, but it just wasn't really as satisfying. Overrated IMO.

Again, InB4 ghey.

Axius · 03-22-2016, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No way. Not in a million years

You'd be surprised what an index finger can do during the deed. Don't need a full blown dick in your ass, just a little summin' summin'.

Not an every time thing, but every once in a while it changes things up, and previous partners weren't on board at first, then after trying, found out they enjoyed it on occasion.

Verbiage · 03-22-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You'd be surprised what an index finger can do during the deed. Don't need a full blown dick in your ass, just a little summin' summin'.

Is that he told you?

jtodd_fl · 03-22-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You'd be surprised what an index finger can do during the deed. Don't need a full blown dick in your ass, just a little summin' summin'.

Not an every time thing, but every once in a while it changes things up, and previous partners weren't on board at first, then after trying, found out they enjoyed it on occasion.

Wait, nothing at all? Not just the dick? No UFITA? (Unexpected Finger in the Ass)

Sara. You need to do some highly scientific research. The nerve clusters located between the back of vagina and the front of the anus are HIGHLY stimulating for most. That is why certain sexual angles are so... effective. Stimulating them from both sides = epic win. It's science. Just ask your new doctor friend (but maybe after a couple more dates).

Sara · 03-22-2016, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You'd be surprised what an index finger can do during the deed. Don't need a full blown dick in your ass, just a little summin' summin'.

Not an every time thing, but every once in a while it changes things up, and previous partners weren't on board at first, then after trying, found out they enjoyed it on occasion.

Never

Axius · 03-22-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait, nothing at all? Not just the dick? No UFITA? (Unexpected Finger in the Ass)

Sara. You need to do some highly scientific research. The nerve clusters located between the back of vagina and the front of the anus are HIGHLY stimulating for most. That is why certain sexual angles are so... effective. Stimulating them from both sides = epic win. It's science. Just ask your new doctor friend (but maybe after a couple more dates).

Don't sit here and dissect what I'm trying to convey, detective Dan. Of course with the dick in the twat. This isn't elementary, we've moved up to Jr. Highschool now.

A good rim job gets the b-hole all puckered up and ready for a flip.

*wink wink*

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Never

Fair enough. You know your preferences, all I'm saying is life is too short to not have fun and experiment a little. Before you know it you're 6 feet under and you could have missed out on something enjoyable.

Not that it really matters because life is so fickle and short anyways.

smoosh · 03-22-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

To be honest, I always preferred the vagina to the ass. IDK, I had a couple girls that were into it and I went for it, but it just wasn't really as satisfying. Overrated IMO.

Again, InB4 ghey.

Yah I agree, not as much stretch and flexibility in the asshole compared to the vag. Vag creampies = glory.

smoosh · 03-22-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You'd be surprised what an index finger can do during the deed. Don't need a full blown dick in your ass, just a little summin' summin'.

Women love this!!!

Aren't there more nerve endings in the asshole than the vag? Or something like that...

Axius · 03-22-2016, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Women love this!!!

Aren't there more nerve endings in the asshole than the vag? Or something like that...

I know it's not for everyone, but any girl that says she doesn't even like the tickle of a tongue has just..., never had it happen.

PSUSMU · 03-22-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

OKC is shitty AF. I feel like apps that don't have a formalized mutual like system like Tinder/Bumble all lead to nothing. It's funny that your reasoning was girls that didn't look like their pics.

Guess I'm anal about doing all my research before I consent to meeting a cow.

Mark, cmon.. I met my soon-to-be fiance on OkC. 99% match. I'm a belieber.

jtodd_fl · 03-22-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Women love this!!!

Aren't there more nerve endings in the asshole than the vag? Or something like that...

This is amazing. It would be awesome if there were nerve endings in the eyes that allows you to read the thread directly above you... cuz then you'd know the answer to this question. (heh)

smoosh · 03-22-2016, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This is amazing. It would be awesome if there were nerve endings in the eyes that allows you to read the thread directly above you... cuz then you'd know the answer to this question. (heh)

I don't read. I write.

My penis is bigger than yours.

I win.

Verbiage · 03-22-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PSUSMU

Mark, cmon.. I met my soon-to-be fiance on OkC. 99% match. I'm a belieber.

Dude!

The WORST!

jtodd_fl · 03-22-2016, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

I don't read. I write.

My pen is bigger than yours.

I win.

FTFY. Still makes great sense in context and there is actually a possibility that it could be true. Two things that cannot be said about the way you had written it.

Aatish · 03-22-2016, 02:42 PM

Since were on the subject of assholes; can someone explain to me what's the difference between a bleached asshole and a regularly cleaned asshole (supposed with Tide or something)?

Verbiage · 03-22-2016, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Since were on the subject of assholes; can someone explain to me what's the difference between a bleached asshole and a regularly cleaned asshole (supposed with Tide or something)?

Someone's been listening to Kanye?

Aatish · 03-22-2016, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Since were on the subject of assholes; can someone explain to me what's the difference between a bleached asshole and a regularly cleaned asshole (supposed with Tide or something)?

Someone's been listening to Kanye?

Why yes, yes I have

jtodd_fl · 03-22-2016, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Someone's been listening to Kanye?

Michael Jackson was a bleached asshole. Kanye is just a straight-up asshole.

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Aatish Lofty 3458 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Since were on the subject of assholes; can someone explain to me what's the difference between a bleached asshole and a regularly cleaned asshole (supposed with Tide or something)?
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