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upstatedoc · 03-04-2016, 11:49 AM

^^ long beard, I think that's how the Unabomber ended up..

UncleWede · 03-04-2016, 11:49 AM

I combine my money with coworkers to buy various lottery tickets.

I work with a bunch of L O S E R S !!!!!!!!!! Never going to get on that Oregon trail at this pace.

UncleWede · 03-04-2016, 11:50 AM

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^^ long beard, I think that's how the Unabomber ended up..

Missing hoodie (ask how I know)

V1.47fan · 03-04-2016, 11:55 AM

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That's weird - I had a 07 E93 335 that was bulletproof....

They're usually bulletproof up to 50k miles and the HPFP's have a 100k miles warranty.

upstatedoc · 03-04-2016, 12:01 PM

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^^ long beard, I think that's how the Unabomber ended up..

Missing hoodie (ask how I know)

His brother turned him in, David is that you?

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 12:14 PM

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^^ long beard, I think that's how the Unabomber ended up..

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Missing hoodie (ask how I know)

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 12:20 PM

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I laughed inappropriately hard at that. I wish I had better PS skillz. Although, this explains the bike shorts photos.

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 12:22 PM

I've not doctored any bike short photos.

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 12:23 PM

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I've not doctored any bike short photos.

Wow... so it really is that small? Crazy. How do you even pee?

UncleWede · 03-04-2016, 12:23 PM

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I've not doctored any bike short photos.

crayon in the bike shorts

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 12:26 PM

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Wow... so it really is that small? Crazy. How do you even pee?

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crayon in the bike shorts

Being a photographer, i manipulated the lighting to deemphasize shadow effects. I have to consider the self-esteem of others before posting something like that. I'm all about building people up.

Verbiage · 03-04-2016, 12:26 PM

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OMG.

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 12:27 PM

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Being a photographer, i manipulated the lighting to deemphasize shadow effects. I have to consider the self-esteem of other before posting something like that. I'm all about building people up.

Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 12:47 PM

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Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.

I wear black shorts for a reason. You won't ever catch me in anything other than black shorts. At least in the front and rear. Side panels in color or white is ok.

I bitch about being on display so much when i wear them that my wife and her riding friend came up with an invention of sorts to cover the goods up when not riding. I forget what they called it....

As of now, i wear shorts over them right up until i get on the bike and right when i get back to the car the shorts go back on.

Axius · 03-04-2016, 01:01 PM

I put a cup inside my bike shorts so it looks like I have the biggest bulge ever.

Ha! You should see the girls faces when I pull my shorts off! Jokes on them!

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 01:17 PM

Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....

Verbiage · 03-04-2016, 01:18 PM

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Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....

I contemplated posting after him, but I refrained. Mainly because I couldn't think of anything good to say.

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 01:19 PM

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I contemplated posting after him, but I refrained. Mainly because I couldn't think of anything good to say.

I am touched, but... I am married. #nohomo

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 01:24 PM

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Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....

Think I fixed it???

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 01:25 PM

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Think I fixed it???

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess..... no.

Verbiage · 03-04-2016, 01:29 PM

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Think I fixed it???

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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess..... no.

Definitely not fixed.

RJ_ · 03-04-2016, 02:09 PM

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Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.

JTodd going all Marco Rubio up in this bitch.

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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6058 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	I've not doctored any bike short photos. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6058 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post.... __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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