The stupidest things we did to get laid....

EL Jeffe 5 · 09-26-2016, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

And you are still alive ?

live and well

Lups · 09-27-2016, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Quite impressive! It was bimmette , Mr Tonka , then Lups ? Damn. That is impressive. Probably my order too. If Lups balls weren't so big, I would have put her at #2.

I can't remember, but I came pretty much last. A man posing as me did better than I, which was a huge ego boost.

Anyway, nobody read that or saw that and it's all forgotten now. Let's move on and talk about the weather.

Dang3r · 09-27-2016, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I can't remember, but I came pretty much last. A man posing as me did better than I, which was a huge ego boost.

Anyway, nobody read that or saw that and it's all forgotten now. Let's move on and talk about the weather.

Your choice. Its stupid to make it depending onto the weather, if gotta get laid or not

UncleWede · 09-27-2016, 01:32 PM

Not sure if proud that I'm a password (or at least PARTS of me are)

Besides the eyes, it's usually the glutes that get the compliments

natedog7700 · 09-27-2016, 03:28 PM

There was this really hot blonde i met in collage but her mom insisted that i give her a "taste" before
i messed around with her daughter. So i did. I couldn't of been a more happy man at the time.

Then i woke up and proceeded to walk down stairs of my 7,500 sq ft house in the hollywood hills. Greeted by my hot wife and beautiful kids for breakfast. Oh well, life goes on!

UncleWede · 09-27-2016, 03:45 PM

MKSixer · 09-27-2016, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

A dream within a dream.

Dang3r · 09-28-2016, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

A dream within a dream.

I hope it was not too wet

Kong Sheng Han · 09-28-2016, 07:04 AM

I can donate an ass pic.

jtodd_fl · 09-28-2016, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

I can donate an ass pic.

Will you be wearing the ass equivalent of that mask that your avatar picture has on? A butt balaclava, if you will.

Dang3r · 09-28-2016, 08:07 AM

Short question: You know someone who offers you everything by text and photo, but: You'll have to buy a ticket to fly 700mls just to oversee her. Is it stupid to assume I'll get laid for the traveling? Just asking

Axius · 09-28-2016, 09:42 AM

Short answer: you can get laid in your own hometown for less financial strain

Mr Tonka · 09-28-2016, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Short answer: you can get laid in your own hometown for less financial strain

Especially if she's a "pro".

Aatish · 09-28-2016, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Especially if she's a "pro".

Or if she has no teeth...

MKSixer · 09-28-2016, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Or if she has no teeth...

Sage wisdom.
You sir, win the internet today.

natedog7700 · 09-28-2016, 01:34 PM

I got two words for you OP..... Your mom.

Axius · 09-28-2016, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Especially if she's a "pro".

If you're in the south you might get lucky and call her your sister and find her in the next bedroom over!

Kong Sheng Han · 09-29-2016, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Will you be wearing the ass equivalent of that mask that your avatar picture has on? A butt balaclava, if you will.

Sure, underwear at a minumum. Boxers or compression shorts, no man thong or anything like that. Y'all probably wouldn't want to see the hairy ass itself. I was thinking just the masculine shape is what y'all would be interested in.

Dang3r · 09-29-2016, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Sage wisdom.
You sir, win the internet today.

I really love the speed how fast this went sideways

MKSixer · 09-29-2016, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

I really love the speed how fast this went sideways

That was actually a bit slow. This is OT, after all.

brianeck · 09-29-2016, 07:24 AM

Since this is the internet I have no shame:

I was ready for some serious action and I took a really hot Thai chick home with me in Koh Samui (a really beautiful and fun Island off the eastern coast of Thailand) without making 100% sure that she was in fact a chick.

After she gave me a killer massage she proceeded to get undressed and I became aware of a rather hard bulge in the nether regions (her's/his, not mine [okay before I saw it maybe mine too]).

I knew immediately what this all meant, apologized profusely, and walked a mile back to my $30 a night beach bungalow to let my 3 travel buddies know that I'd been duped.

In case you're wondering, yes I had kissed her/him. No Adam's apple, truly feminine looking, great perky little boobs, dressed to the nines. I totally got long conned (pun very much intended).

I hate to be sexist, but the 3 rules of thumb in that country are:

1) Be wary of the prettiest girl in any bar, lounge, or club
2) If she rides a moped better than you think you could with a passenger despite the fact she probably weighs 70 lbs less then you, she's probably hanging on to something to remind her of the good old days
3) They are common as F*** in certain parts of Thailand. . . See the above two rules.

Axius · 09-29-2016, 07:55 AM

Dude..., you kissed a dude!

I think grimlock also was enamored with a tranny at one point too! You're like eskimo brothers!

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natedog7700 Captain 658 Rep 780 Posts Drives: 07 335i RB's 625whp Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: milwaukee wi iTrader: (0)	There was this really hot blonde i met in collage but her mom insisted that i give her a "taste" before i messed around with her daughter. So i did. I couldn't of been a more happy man at the time. Then i woke up and proceeded to walk down stairs of my 7,500 sq ft house in the hollywood hills. Greeted by my hot wife and beautiful kids for breakfast. Oh well, life goes on!
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09-28-2016, 07:04 AM	#229
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09-29-2016, 07:24 AM	#241
brianeck Part Time Firetruck Crash Barrier 788 Rep 1,563 Posts Drives: 2022 M340ix Mineral Grey Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Nyack NY iTrader: (0)	Since this is the internet I have no shame: I was ready for some serious action and I took a really hot Thai chick home with me in Koh Samui (a really beautiful and fun Island off the eastern coast of Thailand) without making 100% sure that she was in fact a chick. After she gave me a killer massage she proceeded to get undressed and I became aware of a rather hard bulge in the nether regions (her's/his, not mine [okay before I saw it maybe mine too]). I knew immediately what this all meant, apologized profusely, and walked a mile back to my $30 a night beach bungalow to let my 3 travel buddies know that I'd been duped. In case you're wondering, yes I had kissed her/him. No Adam's apple, truly feminine looking, great perky little boobs, dressed to the nines. I totally got long conned (pun very much intended). I hate to be sexist, but the 3 rules of thumb in that country are: 1) Be wary of the prettiest girl in any bar, lounge, or club 2) If she rides a moped better than you think you could with a passenger despite the fact she probably weighs 70 lbs less then you, she's probably hanging on to something to remind her of the good old days 3) They are common as F*** in certain parts of Thailand. . . See the above two rules. __________________ m340ix Mineral Grey/Tacora Red
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Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Dude..., you kissed a dude! I think grimlock also was enamored with a tranny at one point too! You're like eskimo brothers!
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