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      01-19-2016, 03:24 PM   #23
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You know it bro! Hey how are you? You have my current number right?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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What is a twat waffle?
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Work is slow, upcoming vacation though so can't complain unless i can't afford to come back and become a native.
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I feel like midget maiden could be a new iron maiden - one where you're very cramped inside as you bleed to death. Muahaha.
Oh you medieval Francophile you....
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What is a twat waffle?
Like a cock juggling thunder cunt, but smaller and ridged...for his pleasure.
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You know it bro! Hey how are you? You have my current number right?
I'm doing well thank you. No, i do not. Mine hasn't changed.

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1. What's the most embarrassing moment you've had?

2. Bonn Scott or Brian Johnson?

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1. Do you prefer bacon in the AM or the PM?
2. What's your favorite item to pair with bacon?
3. What is the best wine to accompany a PM bacon feast?
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1. What would be the story line/plot to the porno you would star in, and who would cast?

2. If you could change one thing about the human body, whether it be physical ability or physical trait, what would you change and why?

3. What is an extreme sport or activity would you like to do if you knew that 100% you wouldn't get hurt in the end doing it the first time?
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3. Where do you get your material for the LOL thread?
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3. Is your ring finger longer, shorter, or equal in length to your index finger.
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1. Do you prefer bacon in the AM or the PM?
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3. What is the best wine to accompany a PM bacon feast?
1. I prefer my bacon(s) in the ALL-M's. Day and night, baby. Keep a plate next to the night stand in case of middle of the night withdraw sweats.

2. These little water chestnut wraps, covered in a gooey brown sugar chili sauce baked in the oven. Makes my panties wet just thinking about it.

3. Coppola Cabernet is always the go to, however, a glass of Duckhorn Merlot also accompanies it quite well with plum and blackberry notes on your pallet.
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1. Vancouver or Hong Kong, and why?

2. On BPOT...who do you consider the anti-NKC, and why?

3. Boxers or briefs, and why?
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1. Did you go to graduate school?

2. What was your under graduate degree?

3. Describe your last meal on earth.
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1. What would be the story line/plot to the porno you would star in, and who would cast?

2. If you could change one thing about the human body, whether it be physical ability or physical trait, what would you change and why?

3. What is an extreme sport or activity would you like to do if you knew that 100% you wouldn't get hurt in the end doing it the first time?
1. Short on story and plot probably have to do with screwing aliens and midgets to save the world.
2. My human body or any, I'd take freakish sized legs please.
3. Wing suit flight and drive f1 car at full tilt.
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      01-19-2016, 04:03 PM   #40
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1. Would you rather die in a bronze bull or by the pear of anguish?
2. Would you rather have mediocre sex as often as you wanted, or mind-blowing sex once every six weeks?
3. If you could spend one year of your life as a woman with no other consequences, would you?
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1. Would you rather die in a bronze bull or by the pear of anguish?
2. Would you rather have mediocre sex as often as you wanted, or mind-blowing sex once every six weeks?
3. If you could spend one year of your life as a woman with no other consequences, would you?
1. Well, quite honestly, the brazen bull is bullshit because I hate fire, so my ass would not want to roast to death. The pear of anguish, since I'm not a homosexual it would likely be put in my throat and wouldn't necessarily kill me but might dislocate my whole jaw...., I'd go with that.

2. Eeeeek...., six weeks..., that's a long time. I mean...., probably mediocre because I just want to fuck to be honest. All the time.

3. Hell yeah, I would probably end up doing a cam site where I do a bunch of dirty shit for money, then when I go back to being a man I got to get off as a woman and take in all the benefits of being a whore without actually screwing a dude.
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1. My single biggest regret is being incapable of feeling regret. Good, bad, meh...everything happens for a reason and that reason is forward momentum. I've never not felt this way. It's just how I'm wired and how I problem solve.
Funny, people pay lots of money to sit in seminars in order to learn this. The most successful people in the world view each "failure" not as failure but as a learning experience and move on. People who are not as successful look at failure as a reason to quit.
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1. What's the most embarrassing moment you've had?

2. Bonn Scott or Brian Johnson?

3. Who's your favorite BP member?

1 I don't embarrass easily... but right now i'd go with not knowing Brian Johnson wasn't always the front man for AC/DC.

2 It's actually Bon (one N) Scott. But kind of obvious now that i'd go with Brian Johnson. lol

3. I have so many.... I could go back to OG and go with ybbiz34 as i think he is the original gunman of BPOT. I could pick Biorin as her posts either make me laugh or want to reach through the screen and wrap my hand around her neck. (yes, one hand is big enough to get the job done) Both laughing and choking someone does bring me a great deal of pleasure. ....Seriously though, it's FAR easier to choose my least favorite BP member, but i won't do that either.
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1. Do you devise a plan to kill everyone you meet, just in case?

2. What's the most import rule to follow when involved in a gun fight?

3. Favorite car that you've driven?
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