I'm not dead yet

[UncleWede]

Have you no peasants (to sacrifice to the Turkey Vulture gods)


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[M_Six]

I used them all up. We have tons of turkey vultures near my house.

[UncleWede]

Sprinkle TV-attractant on the grass, sit back with rum and watch the hilarity???

[lsturbointeg]

I don't mind mowing especially on a nice sunny day!

[lsturbointeg]

So I never new Dandelions are considered weeds as they had a nice yellow flower and my lawn looked SWEET! but than that $hit turned into those white cotton ball thingy's and now all that's left are all these tall stalks all over my yard making my lawn look like $hit!

[M_Six]

Dandelions are good for honey bees, which are hurting and very necessary. On the other hand, as you say, they can detract from the look of your lawn. Plant other flowers for the bees and use a weed control fertilizer for the dandelions.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Have you no peasants (to sacrifice to the Turkey Vulture gods)


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Listen to the wise god of poultry, LMFAO

[M_Six]

Mowed again today and sat out in the breeze again. No TVs this time. Maybe I'm looking better lately.

[Needbmwpartzz]

Your safe when it's 1-2 vultures.......you only need to worry when 5-6 are circling......then you can almost guarantee your time here is going to pass through the digestive system of the flock.
I get creeped out on road trips seeing those vultures in fields....to me they mostly just signify death.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Mowed again today and sat out in the breeze again. No TVs this time. Maybe I'm looking better lately.

It's not the vultures , your lawn grows too fast .
And I'm sure you look always good !

[M_Six]

The lawn does grow fast this time of year. Have to mow twice a week to keep up.

[lsturbointeg]

so i cut my lawn 2 days ago and got a notice from my home owners association that i'm not allowed to cut my lawn with my shirt off! i'm no fat slob as i'm pretty physically fit as i hit the gym 5 days a week. do you think it's the old out of shape husbands complaining catching the wives looking out at the windows or is it just me??

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

so i cut my lawn 2 days ago and got a notice from my home owners association that i'm not allowed to cut my lawn with my shirt off! i'm no fat slob as i'm pretty physically fit as i hit the gym 5 days a week. do you think it's the old out of shape husbands complaining catching the wives looking out at the windows or is it just me??

Just you


It's for your own good though. Ask my burnt shoulders and head what could happen when you start with mowing, and suddenly it's been 5+ hours since you started to peel off the shirt

[lsturbointeg]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Just you


It's for your own good though. Ask my burnt shoulders and head what could happen when you start with mowing, and suddenly it's been 5+ hours since you started to peel off the shirt

i'm asian so i don't burn lol! and it was getting pretty toasty outside but had a nice breeze in the air

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by M_Six

The lawn does grow fast this time of year. Have to mow twice a week to keep up.

Yeah..same thing here , and I have already too much work .
I don't even find the time to wash my car !

[lsturbointeg]

Just another day cutting grass! I guess as a new homeowner this is what my weekends will be now?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Just another day cutting grass! I guess as a new homeowner this is what my weekends will be now?

+ 1 !

I'm just done with my grass

[lsturbointeg]

Gotta some areas where the grass is thin so I did some overseeding with Scott's and that chit was $70 bucks for a 20lb bag! It's been already a good 10 days and rthat chit didn't even grow? I felt like all I should've really done is lay $70's worth of 1's and mowed that chit lol!

[M_Six]

A house near us sold recently, surprisingly. It has 5 full acres of grass in front of it. I can't imagine trying to keep up with that huge field.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by M_Six

A house near us sold recently, surprisingly. It has 5 full acres of grass in front of it. I can't imagine trying to keep up with that huge field.

We are still alive, that matters my friend

[UncleWede]

Came pretty close myself doing back yard today. Felt my blood sugar crashing but wanted to finish. Should have stopped. Some cryptic text to son and failed call to wife got them to find me face down by coop. Luckily they brought juice

[M_Six]

Ouch. Not a happy thing.

I finished (I thought) mowing today and was cooling off in a chair when I started noticing areas I missed on the side lawn. Then it dawned on me I never did mow the side lawn. Had to refire the mower and go back to work.