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      01-23-2018, 07:44 AM   #1
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Fuck You !

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No seriously. Sex, making love, doing the horizontal mambo, is probably one of the BEST experiences we ever have.
So why is the F word used as a derogatory term.

We also call someone a P***y, C****t or even a D****k, all sexual parts of the body which give us or others pleasure ?

We keep our virginity for someone special.
There is all this mystery and money spent on weddings, where the actual end result is SEX... procreation, making babies.

I'm not stupid I obviously know the F word is used as a derogatory term.

BUT WHY !!!!!!!!!

I understand racist terms, fem / LGBT, slurs... ok I get it.
Calling somone a fat pig for example isn't a term of endearment.

Well not unless your into BBW's and into a bit of S & M

But the F word, is a term for making love, right, the person(s) doing this copulating
are experiencing pleasure and of course the end result an orgasm.

WHY is this BAD ?

A massive amount of resources and time is spent on Sex,
the porn industry is a BILLION dollar industry. SEX sells everything from cars, to clothes to beer.

We spend $16.4 BILLION on lingerie....

SO I say to you, HELP me people...

Instead of saying good morning, or have a nice day, lets wish each other a cheery Fuck You
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Do I sense a fuck you friday to go with whack of Wednesday and throat punch Thursday?
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Fuck You !

No seriously before you delete this thread mods



No seriously. Sex, making love, doing the horizontal mambo, is probably one of the BEST experiences we ever have.
So why is the F word used as a derogatory term.

We also call someone a P***y, C****t or even a D****k, all sexual parts of the body which give us or others pleasure ?

We keep our virginity for someone special.
There is all this mystery and money spent on weddings, where the actual end result is SEX... procreation, making babies.

I'm not stupid I obviously know the F word is used as a derogatory term.

BUT WHY !!!!!!!!!

I understand racist terms, fem / LGBT, slurs... ok I get it.
Calling somone a fat pig for example isn't a term of endearment.

Well not unless your into BBW's and into a bit of S & M

But the F word, is a term for making love, right, the person(s) doing this copulating
are experiencing pleasure and of course the end result an orgasm.

WHY is this BAD ?

A massive amount of resources and time is spent on Sex,
the porn industry is a BILLION dollar industry. SEX sells everything from cars, to clothes to beer.

We spend $16.4 BILLION on lingerie....

SO I say to you, HELP me people...

Instead of saying good morning, or have a nice day, lets wish each other a cheery Fuck You
Dude...too aggressive.

I suggest we start with something simpler. I've been working for some years to have the traditional greeting for Valentine's Day changed. Rather than say, "Happy Valentine's Day!" lets shorten it to, "Happy VD!!".

Let's try to ease into this.
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Do I sense a fuck you friday to go with whack of Wednesday and throat punch Thursday?
This may be a good solution. Again...ease into it. Shall the inaugural FU Friday be this week?
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Fuck is like O-positive blood for English, it cand be used for anything. Its a noun, verb, and adjective.

I still remember being in MExico, and my nino had had a few glasses of adult beverages. HE went on for a good 30 minutes on the virtues of fuck.
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This is fkin HILARIOUS!!
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I sorry for my fellow Canuck Citizen
we will provide meds and rehab.

sorry
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