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[JOYRIIDE1113]

I'm soo happy this thread has not been closed...

Somehow I picture this guy typing

[Kiemyster]

HOLY SHIT. you.... lol.... thats kinda what i look like lol! check out my pic of me, just like that, cept ive got a suit on and a blue blazer lol. (and shocking, u knew i looked indian. lol most fucking cunts call me a spick. i end up spitting on them and driving off.)

STORY TIME CHILDREN

So, we go to Ruby Tuesdays. me, one guy, and two other girls. you could pretty much call it a double date. We are at the table, and well, lets say one of my hands was holding the buffalo wing, and the other.... was not in sight. No worries, we sat in a booth. Im doing what i gotta do. My other friend was acting soo fucking immature. i wanted to kick his bitch ass. and there was nothing stopping me. every time my finger wiggled, she squirmed. he would have to make a remark. and every time he did, she pushed my hand away. so i say i gotta go to the bathroom. i go, wash my hands, and im rock solid. i get back, she is gone, so i took her seat on the inner part next to the wall. she comes back from having a smoke eventually. sits down and has one of my wings with her left hand. i didnt really think about it. infact, i couldnt give a shit, i just kept talking. now, of course Kiemyster Jr. has been dancing for tha last 15 minutes, and he put up a tent. if u know what im saying. Desert comes, and we start eating some ice cream cake stuff. now. her hand is the one thats out of sight. so Kiemyster Jr. was getting a massage. about half a minute later, i started feeling a burning sensation. Holy SHIT. my cock is on fire. That buffalo wing sauce was not hot enough, i drowned it in Tobasco sauce. smart move right? the bitch didnt wash her hands. so great. im gettin a handjob (more of just a rub down) and this girl has PEPPER and BUFFALO WING SAUCE all over her left hand, and guess what, thats the hand shes using. the problem was it felt soo good yet stingy, i didnt stop her. we finish desert, and i realize i cant take it, its like someone drenched Jr. in gasoline and set it on fire. we got up and i took my sprite with me to the bathroom. i run into the stall and drown Kiemyster Jr in it. mistake. now its sticky, and burning. wow. im in a shit hole. and what made it worse, Kiemyster Jr. did not get to "throw up" as one of yall put it. but he was "sweating" if u get what im saying. awesome. now. i had to get in my car with a burning boner, and she got home with me. i run into the shower and soaped it down GOOD.

fuck me. another mistake. i did not merely wash it up. Jr. was gagging from all of the bubbles. and i remember, soap burns. in the meanwhile, she was brushing her teeth, getting ready for bed. i told her what happened she felt soo bad, but was laughing so i was pissed off. anyway i take a wizz but to my liking, the soap didnt burn, thankfully.it was still stingin though. my girl. wow she is just the greatest. turns off the lights. it looked like she had a cup in her hand, but i was unsure. she jumps in and, well do i have to say it.... awakens Kiemyster Jr. now, he still is in pain but "woke up" despite the situations. all of the sudden, i feel this AMAZINGLY REFRESHING sensation. She was giving Jr. a mouth to mouth proceedure. SHE HAD ICE IN HER MOUTH! it was the most amazing feeling that.... i cant explain it?! all i can say, is this was the greatest, instant sexual gratification that i have experienced. the night ended with her on the wall. but thats too much to go in detail (unless you all want ALL of the nasty things. let me know, ive got nuff time on my hands. lol)

much love every1. i should keep a diary lol. then, when im 50,look back on this shit hahaha much love. going to the gym, gotta go to that party tonite with ms. exotic india. YEAHHHH

AHH SKEEET SKEEET SKEEET!

[Kiemyster]

NE ways, going to the gym, cant wait to see wut kind of controversy ive stirred up this time. its really only a matter of time before i get banned huh?

[Kiemyster]

Originally Posted by THE JEDI

Man did i fracking miss something..body builder with a hard on and a gay spnish dude...wtf

MAN. all i can say, is: Welcome to Trinidad & Tobago (some guy shouts in the background : Aye! fuhhk you!")
hahah!

ive got nothing to do for the next hour and a half. wow. its sad. but i get to see that hot indian babe tonite! HOOHAH! GET SOME!

wish me luck gentlemen, for if i get no ass, you all dont get no story. lawl.

OHH, and btw, LOL really means lets order linguine! (i know. how corny is that?)

[Kiemyster]

omg guys wtf? is this thread closed? lol let me know. (guess this means no more posts?)

[HyperM3]

If youre still posting, its obviously not closed.

[Mr.F1 Fan]

If you've got nothing more to offer......then I guess it is.

6 pages....tisk, tisk!

It was fun (okay, funny) while it lasted.

[Kiemyster]

ahahaha no i just thought no1 was reading it anymore because i got no responses. ill keep posting as long as people are still reading it. Thanks guys

[THE JEDI]

um I think your tail pipe is cracked and fumes are coming thru the windows..i'd get it checked.

[Kiemyster]

well. we all know this thread is dead. but how the hell do i close it? kinda sad no1 was responding to it. i had like... 300 things taht happend i was gonna share lol. sucks.

but do i gotta contact the admin to close it?