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A 82 old man goes to the mall to by some new shoes.
He decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.
He noticed that the teenager sitting at the table next to him had spiked hair in all different colors: Green, red, blue, orange.
He kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he asked sarcastically. What`s the matter old man, you never done anything wild in your life?
The old man stared at him for a few seconds and said:
Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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