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An old farmer had a large pond in the back of his property all nicely done for swimming. There was picnic tables, a BBQ and fruit trees all around the pond.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to pick some fruit.
He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket and headed down to the pond.
As he's getting closer to the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing. When he got to the pond he sees a bunch of young women skinny diping in his pond.
The young women became aware of his presence and they all went into the deep end.
One young woman shouted to him. We're not coming out until you leave.
The old farmer said: I didn't come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked.
He holds the bucket up and says; I'm here to feed the alligator.
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